I'm interested to see what you've gotta say. Feel free to use one of the provided contact methods under the "stalk me" section. If you have a private, or more direct reason to communicate with me, you're welcome to email me at email@example.com.
If opening your email program or website is too complicated or you're just super lazy, use the following contact form:
I put on a strong supreme loner facade, but I'm desperately seeking attention. Please contact me, I'm probably clicking the refresh button on my email as you read this.... seriously.